10 Signs You're Having A Coal Region Christmas

1) You have at least 3 bottles (or one large jug) of boilo in your home

2) Kielbasa, Pierogies, and Guers are part of your Christmas dinner

3) Coal is in your stocking, and you are happy about that

4) You've shopped at a Yuengling store this Christmas

5) You've recalled at least one story where someone crashed into the borough's Christmas tree many years ago

6) You've had your fill of flitch

7) When you think of Egg Nog, You think of Guer's Egg Nog

8) You've spent at least 2 hours sitting in traffic to get into Christmas Village

9) Your home smells like sauerkraut on New Year's Day

10)  You've watched a Yuengling Bottle, Pierogie, or Kielbasi Drop on New Year's Eve

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Old #10) Shopping on Christmas Eve involves a trip "upda" mall and to Wal-Mart. (Updated since the mall has closed)